Friday, May 14, 2010

You are not Alone Oh Single Lady

Just as some lady out there is about to conclude that she’s abnormal because of her fear for painful sex with her generously endowed boyfriend, some women at a workshop for women leaders are demanding for a clause allowing them to divorce men with big sexual organs.

I thought it did not matter what size a male's organ is because all women can adjust to whatever size. So now what are they trying to say?

They also complained that most husbands demand for sex during the day without considering the presence of their children. No wonder this pastor had to lecture church ladies here about not giving it to their husbands any time of the day.

Note this, oh you lady that fears to give in to your boyfriend’s demands. Yes, before marriage. If you think you are the only one who doesn’t know what your boyfriend’s member looks like, you’ve got another think coming. Some married women do not know what their husband’s look like naked!

So you want to give in to your boyfriend for the sake of having a baby? You are not alone. Some married women have sex for procreation only.

On a serious note, could the examples above be as a result of sexual abuse in earlier years? Or is it that more and more women are becoming frigid because of the way in which society has portrayed sex as evil?

3 comments:

The 27th Comrade said...

No, not child abuse. Does everything have to come back down to child abuse? :o) It's only an obsession of the moderns.

You know, these married women can afford to be touchy on all these issues, because they are married. Before one is married (a woman, I mean), this stuff rings only one bell: when do I get to be that silly? Because, you see, though it is not said in the reports, these deliberations - should I divorce a big-dicked guy? when is it okay for him to fuck me? ye why are we fucking now if we don't want any more kids? - are all the exclusive preserve of married women. A kind of club, so to speak, that enjoys being grumpy because its food is being provided for and there are few outlets for energy (besides gossip). :o)

Ugandan girl said...

I think it would depend on how the husband is asking ... i do not think there is anything wrong with having sex during the day ... but definatly it is wrong having it infront of the children.

@27th how do you know ...you are not married...

GEL said...

Sama, do you remember the story of the dog which could analyze the weird sex life of man? Daytime is OK, and anywhere is just fine, if you really feel like doing your thing!