Tamzel and Yummie

Characters in this story:
Tamzel – Single lady whose father owns a farm
Noodles – Tamzel’s first boyfriend
Kales - Tamzel's second boyfriend
Prince Radicchio – Tamzel’s third boyfriend
Peas – Radicchio’s girlfriend
Yummie – Radicchio’s girlfriend and Tamzel's step-mother
Cress – Noodles' replacement and Tamzel’s friend
King Artichoke - Prince Radicchio's father

Now Tamzel had been dumped by Noodles three weeks to his kwanjula. Noodles, was one of the men that worked at Tamzel’s father’s farmland.

God was merciful to Tamzel and He healed her heart from the pain that Noodles had caused. When Tamzel saw that her heart had been healed from the pain that Noodles caused, she felt she was ready to date someone else.

Kales found favor in Tamzel’s eyes and became her boyfriend. Kales and Tamzel dated for three years after which they broke up. Kales married her best friend’s cousin but that is another story.

Then it came about that after thirty six market weeks Tamzel failed to date any other guy. So she decided to give herself a break from men. But during this time, she met Radicchio the Prince of Rababland the son of King Artichoke. Now, Radicchio had asked for her hand in marriage but after two months, they broke up. And Radicchio met several ladies including Peas and Yummie. So Tamzel moved on with her life.

And Peas, being Tamzel’s friend began writing her some letters about this and that until Tamzel discovered that she was the woman that Radi dated after their break up. Tamzel stopped writing any more letters to Peas.

Now Noodles had started becoming disobedient towards Tamzel’s father so he fired him and replaced him with Cress. Cress loved Tamzel even though he could never remarry because of an oath he made with the gods of Rutabagaland. So Tamzel and Cress became like brother and sister.

And it came about that in the third month of King Artichoke’s reign; Tamzel’s father married a second wife. It was Yummie, Prince Radi’s ex girlfriend.

Now Tamzel has got to call Yummie, her former boyfriend’s girlfriend, her step-mother. As if that is not enough, Yummie has taken such a strong liking for Tamzel’s friend Cress who replaced Noodles.